maximumcake: (playing innocent)
Max Maximum ([personal profile] maximumcake) wrote in [community profile] ph_memes 2025-06-05 04:29 pm (UTC)

Nyx and Max... what were the odds that he'd find a sous-chef with the same last syllable of X? Calling names in the kitchen might get interesting.

Now he's starting to wonder if Nyx is a were-something by how she keeps using her nose. She's obviously not human. Not completely. Come to think of it, neither is he anymore.

"You're right. But, no, I'm not a wizard. I've got nothing against wizards, but what I have is... innate? It was gifted to me like a curse but good. Any food I have a hand in preparing will stay preserved at it's best temperature and freshness for basically forever. That leg of lamb has been there for a week." Looking closely through the cloth, she'll be able to see where he's cut pieces from it over time.

"And the cool thing is, it will work even if I only helped with one ingredient. So, if you use this meat, the pasties will come out perfectly preserved and fine for eating indefinitely."

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