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TDM #10 - Wither and Bloom [FINAL REPRINT]

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette: Spring Issue

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Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

12/13/24 | TDM #10 - Wither and Bloom [First Edition]
Spring Pokémon Types - Grass, Fairy, Ground, Bug, Normal

WELCOME TO PUMPKIN HOLLOW

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

The crop for which the town is named.

Greetings, Hollowites, old and new! We are pleased to bring you yet another riveting issue of the Pumpkin Hollow Gazette. Or perhaps this is your very first one?

For nearly two years now, the mysterious ferryman has brought new and interesting faces across seas and stars and dimensional planes to reach our fair island. Since then, our community has grown larger and infinitely more interesting--- and we’re glad you’re joining us! Just in time for the weather to be just lovely.

This time of year tends to be a bit lighter on town-wide events due to this being a vitally busy time for our local agriculture industry, but we urge you to get involved with planting season and spend some time in nature. Who knows? You might even catch sight of our goddess of Land and Spring if you spend enough time among plants! Just don’t look into the trees--- they look back.

We invite you, as with all those who came before you, to enjoy your stay at the Oak & Iron tavern inn while you settle in. Please stop by Town Hall to discuss opportunities for work and more permanent housing! All newcomers get 100 Brass in their pocket upon arrival as well, so we encourage you to take advantage of this as well. Reach out to your neighbors for help if you need it, and don’t forget to pick up your copy of the Pumpkin Hollow Gazette whenever you need the local news!

SPRING WEATHER REPORT

By Phil Connors

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The breeze will make your clothes smell great!

Start dusting those homes and beating those blankets! The days are getting longer, and with it, the winds are getting warmer. Spring is here! We’ll see some days that are still chilly and windy, but the more warm and temperate phases will get more common later in the season. We’re also entering the rainy period, meaning flowers are springing out of the ground and we’ll be seeing some very beautiful sunrises on misty mornings. Color is coming back to the isle, the frogs are in the rivers, and the insects and lambs are in the fields. It’s a good season to be outside.

Which means it’s also a good season to do laundry! Join us for our Community Laundry Day, where we all do our much-needed chores together and hang-dry our laundry in the warm and breezy weather! Join us on the green for some team washing. Water provided. Bring your own tubs, soap, and of course, clothes!

COMMUNITY EVENTS KEEP TOWN LIVELY ALL SPRING

By Timothy Stoker

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The gazebo in town square, beside the festival green, is the place to be this season.

Legend has it that this time last year, a packed ferry arrived with a mass influx of offworlders, and an emergency potluck dinner was held to welcome the crowd. Now, this reporter wasn’t here just yet when that happened, but stories tell of a gathering of epic culinary proportions that heralded a new age of prosperity for Pumpkin Hollow. Sounds like something worth celebrating! Now that the weather has turned lovely once more (as elaborated on above by our own Phil Connors), the town has decided to celebrate the anniversary of the newly dubbed “Harbor Day” by revisiting that potluck idea. Drop by the Temple of Sacred Roots every other Friday from now until June to sample the cuisine of your new neighbors and local businesses. New residents need only bring themselves!

Also, in the spirit of spring cleaning, residents will also be selling or giving away their old items every weekend, weather permitting, in a series of mass yard sales. Some of our more modern residents supplied the term “yard crawl” for the event, which was deemed to be fitting. So come out on Saturday and Sunday mornings and afternoons to see what useful used items you can take off your neighbors’ hands! It’s a great way for new residents to decorate their new homes cheaply and get some new clothes.

And finally, on Wednesday evenings the Festival Green will be hosting “Swift Social” events (to be held in the Oak & Iron in the event of rain). A reimagining of last year’s popular charity speed dating event, this new Swift Social is expanded to include individuals seeking platonic relationships as well--- though that doesn’t mean romance is off the menu! The 10 Brass will be used to support the town’s medical community and the Autumn Leaves Dormitory House for Young Residents. So come out and make a friend or meet someone cute--- it’s for charity!

Fearsome Fae Antics Cause Town-Wide Trouble

By Melanie King

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Up to no good, probably.

Things have been getting tricksy around town as, apparently, the fae population are staging the prank war to end all prank wars—or so local experts are telling us. If, like this reporter, you thought you were just having terrible luck with forgetting where you put things down or waking up with horrible bedhead, surprise! You've actually been caught in the crossfire of the fairies' games and may be entitled to financial compensation. (Not really. That's a joke.)

It looks like their antics are escalating significantly over time from harmless inconveniences to active dangers, so beware of any unusual sounds, behaviours or visual phenomenon you may encounter. Alluring or pleading voices from the woods, ghostly lights, critters acting oddly—if it's out of the ordinary, think twice. Or it might be the last time you think at all (at least, until tomorrow morning).

Fiendish Floral Figures Take Root Around Town

By Yorick Aberdeen

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How eerie!

Spring is a time of year characterized by new life and by fresh floral blooms. It’s said that the land is Serranai’s canvas, and flowers are her paint. There is no debating that watching the Spring goddess’s artistry come to life in her season of power is an activity beloved by all! However, the Department of Supernatural Affairs is currently investigating some strangely behaved plant life.

While sightings have been somewhat rare, locals have been reporting eerie structures made out of flowering vines or woven flower stems that take the shape of hollowed out humanoid silhouettes. The poses seem to indicate motion and appear capable of springing to life at any moment, but the strange figures never seem to actually move --- at least, not that anyone has actually seen. However, many have cited that upon looking away from the figures and looking back, they appear to be closer. Those who have had direct contact with these floral armatures of people are also reporting some kind of ongoing allergic reaction from the encounter. Symptoms include severe shortness of breath, unpleasant itching that feels like it is coming from beneath the skin, and intense bouts of emotion which vary from person to person.

The Pumpkin Hollow Board of Safety is currently investigating long-term effects of contact with these beings and advises residents to avoid them. They seem highly resilient to fire, impact, and tearing, and while cutting with a sharp implement seems to have some success, it’s inadvisable to get close enough to the things to use such tools in the first place. Local alchemist Aeryn Sallek and local non-magical chemist Sally Boyle are currently working together to develop an herbicidal blend that is safe for human skin contact and potentially consumption to try and deal with the flowery menaces, which the Board of Safety has begun calling “Hanahilators”. But don’t let the name frighten you--- steering clear of these freaky floral followers should be a more than sufficient safety measure until the threat can be dealt with. Probably, anyway!

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Further Details...


Yard Crawl

Participate in the Yard Crawl as either a buyer, a seller, or both! When you take on a job in Pumpkin Hollow, you are supplied with permanent housing outside the Oak & Iron as part of your start-up kit, and most of them are full of old and worn furniture and clothes left behind when they were abandoned. Get rid of some of it or find something new at the Spring Yard Crawl! Plus, some of the native residents will also be selling or giving away their own old things.

Here’s how the Brass shakes out:

  • Buyers can spend 50 Brass and get a haul of their choice of used or free clothing, furniture, or small decorative items. All of it will be of decent to low quality and relatively unremarkable design, so nothing extravagant. (Although a lone exciting knick knack could be considered passable!) Reminder that newcomers are given their first stipend of 100B upon arrival, so new characters are welcome to participate--- you’ll just need to mark that on your ledger if/when you app in. Ask for help if you have questions about this!

  • Sellers can make 50B off of their participation but must make a toplevel. Only apped-in characters that are not Laggards can participate as a Seller.

  • Those who are both buying and selling end up with a net zero of Brass, but all the aforementioned rules apply!

  • Transactions related to the Yard Crawl can be applied to a character’s ledger three times --- once per month for the duration of this TDM!



Swift Social

Under the Swift Social toplevel posted from the mod account, join the fun by posting a starter with the provided code to create a profile card! Then comment on someone else’s starter with one of the following icebreaker questions to get started:
Which would be more surprising to see on your doorstep, a unicorn or a walrus?
If you could commit any crime with no consequences, what would it be?
If you were caught in a trap and the only way to escape from it with your life was to do something genuinely impressive, what would be your approach?
If you had to live on only one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
If you were held at knife point and instructed by your assailant that you must call someone on their sending stone, and if they do not answer, you die, who would you call?
Which would be most frightening to encounter in a dark alley: a ghost, an alien, or a horse?
If you could have any wish granted for you, no matter how big or small, what would it be? (Cannot ask for more wishes, that’s cheating!)
What’s a subject that you could confidently teach an hour-long class on with no preparation?
If you could instantly become an expert in any skill, what would you choose?
Make your own!
Be advised that you must post a comment with your profile card so that any Swift Social partners you have can reference it for your age and preferences.


Fae Pranks

It’s a fairy prank war! A few of the local fae courts are using Marrow Isle as their battle ground, since the demons made it trendy. They’re mostly out to prank each other--- but they’re also happy to practice their tricks on you! And fairies have some very odd ideas about boundaries when it comes to pranks. Here’s a few examples of some of the tricks you might encounter, ranging from silly to genuinely dangerous:

  • A truly outrageous amounts of butterflies

  • Sightings of Edwin the Headless Postman, a Dullahan (this is a played character that a mod will tag out with, please leave an OOC note if you’d like to opt out)

  • Will-o-wisps that lead you in circles or into danger

  • Fae dance parties that will have you dancing yourself to death!

  • Missing objects

  • Mysteriously spoiled milk

  • Your hair got braided or extra tangled while you were asleep

  • Weird sounds in Prague Mill after dark. Is it haunted?

  • Strange women crying in the forest or by the Bluffs, but when you approach them to try and help, you find yourself suddenly in life-threatening danger!

  • Create your own! Have fun with it, get spooky or goofy as you see fit.


Floral Fiends [cw: body horror, death]

Loosely inspired by the Hanahaki disease and the film Annihilation, Hanahilators are uncanny figures made out of flowers that move when they are not being watched. If they catch you, they will grab you, but seemingly have no interest in harming you as they will relent as soon as they’ve touched you.

However, once you have pollen on you, the effects begin to take hold, and flowers begin growing within your body, first in your lungs and then pushing into the rest of you. These parasitic blooms feed off of your strong emotions and are influenced by the emotions which define you. (Feel free to use the Victorian flower language to determine what kinds of flowers you get!) Once strong enough, the vines begin feeding on your body, destroying it and leaving behind a brand new Hanahilator. But don’t worry, you’ll be back to your old self tomorrow, so enjoy the opportunity to explore the island as a ghost! Apped in characters should remember to fill out a Death Certificate! It’s a relatively rare encounter, so don’t worry about running into one if you don’t want to.


Pokémon

Each season, new types of Pokémon can be found in nature around the island! They cannot be captured as the technology does not exist on Marrow Isle, but they can be befriended and kept as pets. Since there is no PC, each person can have no more than six. You can befriend any Pokémon whose primary type matches the list at the top of the newspaper. (Eevee can be caught in any season.) Legendaries are off limits for obvious reasons, and mythicals can be encountered for fun but not kept! Evolutionary stones can be found in Paradesium, the magical subterranean jungle beneath the mountain to the North. Every type will be available at some point throughout the year, so if you don’t have access to your fave yet, check back next season!

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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
"...Ah." Nyx sighs, and looks at her plate, still untouched...

"...No, we're not born, your eminence. We're taken, past the place on the other side of the mirrors, to the Fairest of Lands. Taken and broken and patched back up by things that have never, ever, been human. Maybe one in a thousand escape. Of those, one in a hundred survive our first year back home."

She looks back up, and haunted eyes meet Aldo's. "The oldest one of my kind I've ever known is King Raven, at a hundred and fifteen. If he manages to die of old age, he'll be the first of us to pull it off since the white man invaded New England. We die young, your eminence. And we die hard."

Some awareness stirs into the young woman, and she looks away. "...I'm bein' a buzzkill. This is supposed to be a good time...I'll quit bothering ya."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Nyx sighs heavily over the shells she's preparing. "Tell you what. You win me a prize, an' I won't be so gauche as to turn it down. Deal?"
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[personal profile] abhorrently 2025-06-06 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Now I'm obligated to find the worst prize of the bunch and foist it upon you."

She's not kidding about this. There has to be something horrendously ugly to make someone take home. Worst comes to it, she's going to ask someone to knit her a large pickle and make Nyx handle it.
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A LARGE PICKLE YOU SAY FEVER -

[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
"I said what I said," Nyx answers with mock haughtiness. "...Besides, they say with gifts that it's the thought that counts."
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[personal profile] mothofholiness 2025-06-06 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Taken, broken, patched up. Few escape. Fewer survive.

Innocent probably wouldn't have waited twenty-four hours before proclaiming their holiness and humanity. Uncertainties made flesh.

"I can't speak to it personally, but I know someone who's ministered to those who've been through similar things, albeit on a more mundane level. And if you don't mind my saying so, I think he'd stand up for you, too. Nobody chooses to have that happen to them."

He cocks his head a little bit when she looks away. "I'm a priest. I'm usually the buzzkill." Was that a joke? "And you're not bothering me. I'm the one who started the conversation, after all. But if you want to change the subject..."

She's a soul in need, and even without his pastoral duty, his heart breaks for her, and for the entire situation she comes from.

"We can go sit down, if you want to keep talking. Or you can tell me to buzz off. I promise I won't be offended."
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upshore: If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget. (And drink to forget // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-06 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Been a while since I read Snow Crash," Miles says, and takes another pull of his whiskey, "but I seem to remember that's the case."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
"...You ain't gonna learn anything that you'll rest easy about. The Father..." She makes a pained expression. Fights with something. "...Father Mulcahy and I, we made friends in...familiar circumstances. Not the Fairest of Lands, far and away under the hills and through the reflections on the ponds...but close enough. He kept me together when I woulda gone stark raving mad an' that meant he had to hear it all. But that. Doesn't have to be you. This is a different place."

"...It's a lot of weight."
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[personal profile] thaumatophage 2025-06-06 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
"I'd like it, if you could stay," Kitty says, her voice quiet again. "I don't have a whole lot of people who understand, I think."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Nyx will not at this or any other time be admitting that she and her fling were discussing classic 1980s roleplaying game Cyberpunk 2020 when that raw-ass line came up. "...I'll admit your persistence was kinda cute. But, and I mean this deadly serious now...the next time I ask you to fuck off, I need you to fuck off. If only to demonstrate that you will. Dig?"
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
"It's the kinda thing no one should have to understand," comes the answer, with a little shrug. "It's good that it's rare. Even if it sucks for both of us. But...and I mean this as a stiff warnin'...don't take a bite outta me. Last person that tried didn't like what he saw, after. I dunno what'd happen, and it's not the sort of thing you want to find out, alright? First rule of magic is to not go fucking any toasters."

And the proverbial coin is flipped; is this one of the youngbloods for whom the unexpected vulgarity is absolutely hilarious, or nah?
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[personal profile] abhorrently 2025-06-06 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
"I'd say what the thought might be, but you might tell me to get out of the shop."

The thought that she'd like to figure out a way to make her laugh and feel a little more comfortable in her new...surroundings. Not home, that's a personal choice. But real grass and fresh air and no bastards that shut down your magic.
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Eh, we'll call it even when you don't kick me outta church for trying to get Mango to teach me how to speak cat." It's said like a joke, and in a sense it is because Vickie is being lighthearted.

It is, however, very much actually on her to-do list.
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[personal profile] mothofholiness 2025-06-06 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Aldo knows he can't really understand, because he's never been in a situation even close to that. The nearest he gets to fighting to survive is heated debates with some of his more traditionalist colleagues. But he knows enough about the realities of that kind of situation without experiencing them. "I'm glad you had each other. We're not meant to go it alone. Especially in situations that can break people like that." Not glad that you had him, glad you had each other. "And I haven't spoken with him long, but he seems like a good man."

He gives her a little bit of a sardonic look, then. "Like I said, I'm a priest. It's my calling to be told heavy things by people that I might not rest easy about so that they can. I knew what I was getting into when I enrolled in seminary all those years ago. No matter what people might think, especially with my lofty rank, my role is one of service.

"...and that also includes not prying into something if you don't want to talk about it."
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[personal profile] abhorrently 2025-06-06 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Ask Jude if you want a more intelligent answer. Black tom, the one that looks like he's been through as many fights as us. He's a sweetheart despite the appearance."

One eye, half a tail, and some ragged ears. Little warrior, she murmurs when no one's looking. What, she can have favorites.

"But no one's kicking anyone out of the Temple. They let me in, after all - their standards are bare minimum. You might see me around there, if you make a habit of visiting."
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Hope You're Ready For The Changeling Infodump I Gave You An Out Motherfucker

[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
...

......

"C'mon," Nyx murmurs. "The cats'll be in the yard. Mango can try to steal our food and we'll pretend like we didn't give it to 'im so he can falsely believe he's got a single functioning brain cell. If you're gonna be around for the Father, you'd better know what he's been dealin' with, at least from my quarter. I ain't easy to be friends with."

She's not gonna wait for an answer. Aldo can meet her in the yard, or he can't. Nyx tells herself it's no skin off her back either way. She's good at lying to herself like that.
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[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-06 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Message received." He sketches a little index-and-middle-finger salute with his left hand. "I'm obnoxious, I've been told that enough times, but I do know what boundaries are."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm gonna have to, if I don't intercept the Father before he makes it back to the safety of his home I can't drag him out fishing, which I will be doin' the moment I can afford a pole. I want nothing more on this world or any other than to go catch really disappointing fish with men old enough to be my father an' then cook those fish."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
She raises her pint in return. "This is the part of the monster talk where you draw your own lines and/or threats, in case y'haven't had one of these before."
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[personal profile] thaumatophage 2025-06-06 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
The vulgarity startles a laugh out of her. "You know, I think I read that in one of my textbooks once."

Or at least she had been told it, over and over, by Alec and Kami and Rowan and Baz: do not fuck with what you don't comprehend. And in Alec's case, don't start a fight unless you have a few dirty tricks up your sleeve and know you can win it.

"I'm not going to. On purpose, anyway. I can't really turn off the ambient drain, but..." She wiggles a hand. "I don't like 'taking a bite out of' people. It actually scares me that I can."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
"No point in hating your fangs when they're part of you." Slowly, no sudden movements, Nyx holds up her left hand, making a kinda claw pointed up towards the sky. It shifts; it's the oddest thing, no crunching of bones or shedding of flesh, it's almost like Kitty has been looking at it wrong the whole time, and is only just now realizing that the hand is a mass of filthy, rusty razors, segmented like fingers and dripping something unwholesome into the dust. "Second hardest part; we are what we are. Bein' your own enemy blows; you gotta live with you all the time. But. I've got places to be, and I suspect you do too. Next time, yeah?"
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i have put this old man here to get bullied and have his world flip turned upside down

[personal profile] mothofholiness 2025-06-06 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Cats, huh? We have turtles. Less likely to shed all over your choir dress." The Vatican's pet reptiles can and will pee on you, though, even if you're just picking them up to take them back to the pond so they don't get into the street. That's just the cost of doing business.

He follows into the yard, leaning down to scratch one of the temple cats on the head with his free hand.

"Which one's Mango?"
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[personal profile] abhorrently 2025-06-06 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll give you the Brass for the pole if you let me have one of the meals from the first catch. And before you say you don't want to owe anything, I see it as merely my civic duty to occasionally help out newcomers to our fair shores."

Which is all bullshit, but sometimes, one must simply spin bullshit for their own sake.
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Nyx indicates an orange cat who, even now, is upside down and fast asleep with his head caught between the bars of the fence, soaking in extra sunlight since he has no brain to impede this process.

"As you can see, Mango is an intellectual."
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[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-06 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I'm bad at threats," he says cheerfully. "I'm easygoing enough. Honestly, you've probably got more to worry about from Valdis than you do from me. I think the only threat I have is 'don't mess with me or else she'll get really pissed off'."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Nyx's head goes on the table. "Two fucking himbos in this town and she's got both of 'em, I'm gonna start shitting other people's pants."

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