"Oh, good question. Weirdest ... would probably be the one where I was at a hotel for a wedding except it was also the Olympics, and I was trying to find out whether or not I was supposed to be competing. And also for some reason this bodega I know was there inside the hotel lobby, and its cat kept wandering through to make sarcastic commentary."

A pause. "That last part isn't actually as weird as it sounds, that cat makes sarcastic commentary all the time in real life."